Ugh, and there goes another perfectly good weekend, wasted. Since I live in the middle of freakin' nowhere, there's not much to do around here, and what there is to do is become monotonous.
The movies, driving to the city, causing mayhem at the mall, and the last resort of school sporting events are no longer acceptable. I would go to concerts all the time, but there's not many and it's usually at least an hour and half drive, so that really doesn't help.
I need something new and interesting to do on weekends. So I'm asking what are some unconventional activities that you and your friends do in your area to use up your weekends?
Oh yeah, and getting intoxicated may lead to unconventional activities, but that's not what I mean.
Nick
Steal your neighbors lawn ornaments and decorations at night without getting caught, and then he next day put all the stuff in a local, landmark for a lack of better words (like a park or something). And watch people get angry and take their stuff back.
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before i moved to the city I really lived in the middle of nowhere. The nearest town was a 40 minute drive away.
We used to try to sneak up on cows and push them over, but they always woke up and ran away. we'd also try to hit bulls in the balls with rocks.
In hunting season we'd tell hunters (mainly ones form the big city who had no clue) that we saw a big --- deer about 5k down a certain road. and that road would be muddy as all hell and the hunter would get stuck.
once we staged a little rally in a farmers field, and he chased us out with a gun.
most of those you really have to live in the middle of nowhere to do.
One of my favourite pastimes is driving around town at night, basically being a menace to society.
I remember one time, not that long ago we drove past a bar at which point we proceeded to get into a yelling match with a group of rednecks who were drinking beer beside their big farm truck, as we drove away one of them decided to throw his beer into the window.
We were not very pleased with this so we decided to drive around a few blocks and come back to get them in a few minutes.
When we returned police and an ambulance were just arriving, and well it seems that the a couple of the guys whom we had been harassing had gotten into their truck to give chase, yet on their way out of the parking lot they struck a lamp post.
I feel somewhat guilty for kinda causing this, yet it was rather amusing.
Have you tried climbing a tree and throwing eggs at passerby? What about spraying people with the water hose on full blast? Or rearranging lawn gnomes in obscene....scenes?
I take no responsibility for your actions
"They're polyurethane sex toys, Joe. They aren't capable of judgment."
or you could volunteer at the local bingo hall, seniors center or salvation army
Or just come up here and help me shovel some snow.
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at least you've got snow.
I live above the 53 f'n parallel and theres no snow. its not even below 0
All of my neighbors are elderly people that visit in the summer, and some weekends. I could walk in their yards at noon and take the lawn ornaments (if they had any). Since "town" is about 15 minutes away, if I placed them in a landmark in town. They'd have no idea where they were and they'd end up getting thrown away.Originally posted by el crapo
Steal your neighbors lawn ornaments and decorations at night without getting caught, and then he next day put all the stuff in a local, landmark for a lack of better words (like a park or something). And watch people get angry and take their stuff back.
Our "town" is about 15 minutes from my house, but it consists of a couple small 'mom-n-pop' shops, dollar general, a post office, pizza place, some gas stations, and government buildings. We don't even have a video rental place.Originally posted by Gayowulf
before i moved to the city I really lived in the middle of nowhere. The nearest town was a 40 minute drive away.
Good fun, but we've already been there and done thatOriginally posted by Gayowulf
We used to try to sneak up on cows and push them over, but they always woke up and ran away. we'd also try to hit bulls in the balls with rocks.
That's pretty funny, but I've yet to see a hunter from the big city, and they don't actually hunt here. They are all pussies. They sit along the road in their bubba trucks and talk on the CB radio while they wait for their hounds to run the deer out into an open field where about six to twelve over-weight rednecks await them with shotguns. Yeah, they're real bad ---.Originally posted by Gayowulf
In hunting season we'd tell hunters (mainly ones form the big city who had no clue) that we saw a big --- deer about 5k down a certain road. and that road would be muddy as all hell and the hunter would get stuck.
I've been chased away by farmers weilding guns, it's not fun, but makes for a hell of a story.Originally posted by Gayowulf
once we staged a little rally in a farmers field, and he chased us out with a gun.
No problem there.Originally posted by Gayowulf
most of those you really have to live in the middle of nowhere to do.
We do that a lot. Usually, we drive around and call in all the drunk rednecks on the road on our cell phones. Then watch them get arrested, and laugh.Originally posted by jmiller
One of my favourite pastimes is driving around town at night, basically being a menace to society.
Yelling matches with the local rednecks are frequent. Would-be brawls happen occasionally, and the way it works out is about fifteen to twenty guys on their side, and eight to ten on mine. Usually, they get up in our faces and talk about how bad they're gonna beat us down, and then you lay one of them out on the ground and the rest scatter. Like I said before, these guys are real bad --- mofo's.Originally posted by jmiller
I remember one time, not that long ago we drove past a bar at which point we proceeded to get into a yelling match with a group of rednecks who were drinking beer beside their big farm truck, as we drove away one of them decided to throw his beer into the window.
We were not very pleased with this so we decided to drive around a few blocks and come back to get them in a few minutes.
When we returned police and an ambulance were just arriving, and well it seems that the a couple of the guys whom we had been harassing had gotten into their truck to give chase, yet on their way out of the parking lot they struck a lamp post.
I feel somewhat guilty for kinda causing this, yet it was rather amusing.
Passerby? I though I established that I live in the middle of nowhere already? Anyway, you're lucky if a car passes by, there aren't just people out walking around.Originally posted by Ben
Have you tried climbing a tree and throwing eggs at passerby? What about spraying people with the water hose on full blast? Or rearranging lawn gnomes in obscene....scenes?
The lawn gnomes thing is funny, I'll do that the next time I see a yard with some in it.
I don't have the patience required to work with elderly peopleOriginally posted by Gayowulf
or you could volunteer at the local bingo hall, seniors center or salvation army
No thanks.Originally posted by Bruce
Or just come up here and help me shovel some snow.
Nick
Get an airsoft gun and plink stuff or people.
In an everlasting search for low pings.
Car+crowded highway+back seat full of water balloons=great fun. A super soaker or two is great two. I recommend finding a street with lots of traffic lights. Filming the entire escapade is recommended.
Either that or do the classic flaming bag of ---- on the cenile old guy's porch routine.
Originally Posted by PHPRalph
Water balloons, eh? Great idea!Originally posted by Blank Verse
Car+crowded highway+back seat full of water balloons=great fun. A super soaker or two is great two. I recommend finding a street with lots of traffic lights. Filming the entire escapade is recommended.
Either that or do the classic flaming bag of ---- on the cenile old guy's porch routine.
There for a little while we had my rear window wiper sprayer thing rigged backwards to spray behind the SUV instead of on the window. At stop lights, that is quite fun cause the people behind you don't know what's going on.
Nick
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