<<Please respond to the request only, we don't need a long post about all your details.>>
Well, I know you but you don't know me.
That's why I need an email account, perhaps room for a few documents and a couple of tiny sites.
If you have a Pacific or European based server, running a funky unix os, and want a dedicated and hardworking client then your in the right thread. For fifty megabytes of space and some decent data transfer, you can have a few dollars thrown at you in a furore of excitement. Yet to your dismay, the only figure changing will be your bank statement, rather than your bruised body.
Though your special, different and worthy of my demanding expectations, hence if you make an offer today, I'll insist on a top level domain name to come with the package with an increased setup throwing a coin-montage at you for extra fun. Are you up for the challenge!? If so, post your name, link and prices below and someone will harass you through your preferred method of support.
Have a fantastic day!
Be welll.
Glenn.
P.S.
For those of you whom fail to be amused by my weird, somewhat strange sense of asking for a quote, I want:
50mb space
~1-2gb data transfer per month
email, ftp, control panel
for a few dollars per week
plus a .com, will pay extra during setup.
Australian Direct Deposit or BPay ONLY
P.P.S.
Anyone offering otherwise relinquishes their right to standard lawful civil punishment, and will be burnt at the stake during the next forum communal meeting. You have been warned.
P.P.P.S.
Anyone pointing out the fact that you have the greatest hosting ever, for only 2 cents during my lifetime, can talk to my pentadactyl limb.
Last edited by Glenn; September 23rd, 2004 at 03:28.
<<Please respond to the request only, we don't need a long post about all your details.>>
Glenn, formally of RW?
bright-byte, please read the rules - I believe you're breaking two at the moment.
Welcome to the FWS forums. I'm here to make your experience as phuckedup as possible
Sorry Guys,
I was just having a laugh with the original poster and I apologize for breaking any rules but I thought people would see it for what it was, just going along with the theme of the thread.
Again my apologies
Perfect guess. RW's sold, it did excellently.Originally Posted by phuckedup
Glenn, formally of RW?
Hence my drawn out request, I know this market and I know exactly what I want. The type of person whom replies to my request (without breaking the rules) and fits my other unposted requirements will be perfect for my needs.
I simply need an email account, with some HTTP storage space, for obvious reasons. I also need reliability, therefore I've estimated its worth equating Australian $10/month.
Well see whom else posts.
Bright-byte, I'm somewhat curious now and I didn't see the original post. What was it? You had better PM me rather than post here.
It will be quite hard for you as most hosts take payments by PayPal instead of BPay.
Wow, you're so smart, I never realised that.It will be quite hard for you as most hosts take payments by PayPal instead of BPay.
I made this hard for a reason. BPay has a setup fee of ~$500 and they charge more in per-transaction fees than some hosts would charge me for a month. But that also means, dedicated business' whom actually have a fair-sized client base in Australia will respond. Plus, I also threw in the direct deposit factor anyway to leave the window a touch wider for business' here.
Quite honestly, I'm not expecting to get a response from this forum that actually caters for my needs, yet it would by my folly to leave doors closed.
I know what I want, and yes I'm going to get it. It's imperative you understand though, a run-of-the-mill standard young adult who has nothing better to do than buy a cheap reseller account, signup for a free merchant account and offer me their services is far from what I want or need.
So yes, I'm sure most hosts take payments via Paypal rather than BPay, yet I really don't care.
Hello please check out http://www.dts-net.com/
and the click on web hosting or goto http://www.dts-net.com/webhosting/
you will find packages there that will fit your needs
also if you have any questions please feel free to ask them
Not only you didn't actually read the requirements, but your post is against the rules. I suggest you read them. Also because of where you are located, you couldn't offer Australian Direct deposit or bPay.
Glenn, check out www.aussiehosts.com I know they use direct deposit which I find convenient. Also take a look at www.myacen.com.
Great post, put a smile on my face. Someone on the internet with a sense of humor
http://www.myacen.com can offering you the following:
300MB Webspace
5gb monthly traffic
Unlimited Email Accounts
Unlimited Subdomains
Unlimited Mysql Databases
Unlimited FTP accounts
Cpanel & Fantastico
Choice of server location (UK, US, AU)
We can also do direct deposit (around $12.50AUD/mth)
We are based in Perth our servers are on the east coast (Brizzy)
DTS-NET.COM - Jan's right, you're totally wrong for my requirements anyway.
Thanks Jan, Gary's already 'challenged' me to join aussiehosts.com from over at WHT-AU. He's on my hit-list.
Thanks Robert, I'll add you too... I just need to know, what type of connectivity do you have from Powertel? And finally, why are you so cheap?
I just wanted to say a big thankyou! to everyone who's participated thus far. You're all great, and I love you all!
Brenden has supplied me with a domain name and Phillip has won the battle for hosting. I've probably annoyed him the most recently, so he's probably most deserving.
So now I've surrendered to being spirit connected, look out for my funky new website!
Be well.
Glenn
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