Come Clean...

[Gayowulf]

What crimes have you comitted? I don't know anyone who hasn't broken a law at least once.

[niv]

Is littering is a crime....

[meow]

I've peed in the street...speeding...smuggling...I'm bad!

[Mandrake]

I lived with my girlfriend for a while... Believe it or not, that was illegal here in Arizona until the first of this month. There were a bunch of "archaic" sex laws on the book that dated back to around the time Arizona became a state (1912) that our current governor finally got around to repealing.

[Gayowulf]

ok lets see...

various traffic things like speeding, driving w/out liscense.

trespassing
auto theft (thats what the owner of the car will call it. (if he finds out ))
looking at porn under age
drinking under age
having a porn site under age
assault (got in a fight)
sexual harassment (call people dirty names and make comments.)
petty theft (stole a chocolate bar when i was 7)[got a spanking]
blackmail (very small scale)
fraud
software piracy
copyright stuff
mischeif (the idiot called the cops because i hit him with a water balloon. all my friends ran away)
indecent exposure (this has got quite a story behind it)
smuggling (I had left a bag of fruit from mexico in my luggage, and brought it home with me)


I think thats it. all i could think of anyways.

[jason]

that we were caught for? i was a very bad kid in my late teens and caused a lot of ---- and got caught for a fair bit of it too, but it was for the better as once i tasted a few days in county jail i realized the error of my ways and haven't been in trouble since.

[Gayowulf]

doesnt matter if you were caught or not.

I bet a few days in any county jail, let alone a federal pen would set me straight. I figure a criminal record isnt something that has great benefits

[NC_TOM]

I have never been arrested. I've done everything Gayowulf said and then some, except I have never run my own porn site or stolen a car.. lol

[LeX]

I shoplifted candybars and bubblegum when I was young.
Almost 99% of all real men have looked at porn underaged. I'm proud (?!) to be a part of the 99%.
I've done a few credit card frauds in the days when I thought GeoPlus was da bomb. It was so easy back then..

Blackmail, of course. Kids do that to each other every day.

I stole bicycle parts 2 years ago and sold them to my friends but kept the best parts for myself. Also grabbed some bike accessories off the store shelves and got caught somehow by my teacher (damn!) and got busted. The store was nice and didn't report me to the police.

Mischeif of all sorts.

If you call calling people dirty names and making comments "sexual harrassment", then I'm still doing it as of today.

Things I never do: smoke, do drugs, sell drugs, hit my parents....

[Haze]

Smoking Pot, purchasing pot, giving it away for free, growing pot and im sure a few sex acts i have performed are illegal in some areas of the world

Edit: I also purchased CannabisCulture magazines while on my last trip to Nimbin, which is Highly illegal here in Australia.

[Coight]

Originally posted by evilhaze
a few sex acts i have performed are illegal in some areas of the world

Sounds interesting, what sort of sex acts? Are they illegal in Australia also?

Robert

[bigperm]

Since it's illegal to get a blowjob here in North Carolina...

[coolguy23]

i got busted stealing, and the store sent me a law ---- paper that i owe them 300 some dollars i just wasted that money

[LeX]

Stealing candybars is one of the stupidest things a guy can do. If you get caught, you have to pay 10 times the retail price of that one little candybar. One of my classmates got caught red-handed and was forced to give the 7-11 cashier about 5 bucks for a pack of Skittles. *lol*

[LastActionHero]

I certainly won't confess in a public forum! maybe in private but not in public