Excuse, excuses

**Jan** · July 17th, 2002, 05:00

What kids do to miss school

Quote:

Actual School Absence Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)
collected by schools from all over the country.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the ----s. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.
His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

**Blank Verse** · July 17th, 2002, 05:07

16 and 22 are the best ones.

**Ben** · July 17th, 2002, 05:28

ROTFLMAO

[nevermind]
My brain must have been shut down for maintenance when i posted that

**Jan** · July 17th, 2002, 05:49

No Ben

That's why I decided to put it in quotes

I had it in email many times over the last few years, as probably a few of you have by now

**anhedonia** · July 17th, 2002, 07:06

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

*saves*

Fab!

**Archbob** · July 17th, 2002, 07:25

I like 1 and 2 myself.

98125 · July 17th, 2002, 11:28

na, none of those match our school. People use the good old "forge your parents signature"

It works on some staff but not all normally because if your hated by someone they "sometimes" say that it's fake and they say to compare it with their homework diary (as our parents have to sign our diary's every week)

Mullin

**syd** · July 17th, 2002, 11:41

Actually, my mom used to write notes like:

"Plz excuse her Mar 12, she not too good, bad cold. Due to illness"

My mom didn't learn basic english till she was around 10 years old

**Bruce** · July 17th, 2002, 11:42

Maybe my sense of humor is failing me, but I didn't find those too funny...
Is it really that hard for you guys to get out of school though?

If we want to leave, we just get up out of our seat and walk out the door. Or we could easily have someone forge our paren't signature. Hell, some teachers here are even willing to do it for ya. Soem of our teachers will just let us leave too.

Or if you don't feel like going to school we can just call in ourselves and the secretaries wouldn't know the difference.

**Blank Verse** · July 19th, 2002, 02:24

If I didn't wanna be in class, I just didn't go. But if I needed to write a note, it'd be as such.

Dear whatever teacher may need to see this note,

please excuse my son for missing whatever the hell class you teach, he was sick, blah blah blah...

<simpsons>P.S. please excuse my messy penmanship, I busted whatever hand it is I write with</simpsons>

Sincerely,
my Mom

July 17th, 2002, 05:07	#2
Blank Verse FWS Historian Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Calgary Posts: 12,608	16 and 22 are the best ones. __________________ HOW IS BABBY FORMD HOW GILR GET PRAGNMET deviantart

July 17th, 2002, 05:28	#3
Ben Grungy Hobo Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Atlanta Posts: 6,397	ROTFLMAO [nevermind] My brain must have been shut down for maintenance when i posted that Last edited by Ben; July 17th, 2002 at 22:06.

July 17th, 2002, 05:49	#4
Jan Forum Cleaner Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NT Australia Posts: 21,202	No Ben That's why I decided to put it in quotes I had it in email many times over the last few years, as probably a few of you have by now __________________ Forum Directory \| Host Submissions

July 17th, 2002, 07:06	#5
anhedonia laz0rkittiesmewmew Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 3,901	Re: Excuse, excuses ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO saves Fab! __________________

July 17th, 2002, 07:25	#6
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July 17th, 2002, 11:28	#7
98125 Pro Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: UK Posts: 267	na, none of those match our school. People use the good old "forge your parents signature" It works on some staff but not all normally because if your hated by someone they "sometimes" say that it's fake and they say to compare it with their homework diary (as our parents have to sign our diary's every week) Mullin

July 17th, 2002, 11:41	#8
syd NLC Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,059	Actually, my mom used to write notes like: "Plz excuse her Mar 12, she not too good, bad cold. Due to illness" My mom didn't learn basic english till she was around 10 years old __________________ HUZZAHHH!

July 17th, 2002, 11:42	#9
Bruce NLC Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Maine Posts: 12,101	Maybe my sense of humor is failing me, but I didn't find those too funny... Is it really that hard for you guys to get out of school though? If we want to leave, we just get up out of our seat and walk out the door. Or we could easily have someone forge our paren't signature. Hell, some teachers here are even willing to do it for ya. Soem of our teachers will just let us leave too. Or if you don't feel like going to school we can just call in ourselves and the secretaries wouldn't know the difference. __________________ ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

July 19th, 2002, 02:24	#10
Blank Verse FWS Historian Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Calgary Posts: 12,608	If I didn't wanna be in class, I just didn't go. But if I needed to write a note, it'd be as such. Dear whatever teacher may need to see this note, please excuse my son for missing whatever the hell class you teach, he was sick, blah blah blah... <simpsons>P.S. please excuse my messy penmanship, I busted whatever hand it is I write with</simpsons> Sincerely, my Mom __________________ HOW IS BABBY FORMD HOW GILR GET PRAGNMET deviantart

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