Okay, well here is a deal for you then. I'll give you the VPS for $10. You pay me now via credit card (no PayPal or other nonsense), sign up using your real personal details, etc.
When you are finished "testing" after 1-2 weeks, assuming you haven't done anything illegal, stupid, sent spam, etc., I'll refund 100% of your money. You'll be out no money at all.
Let me know.