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stuffradio

Super Moderator#1
NLC
This one is really funny.

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML
Haha. Before any of you go to that site, there are some stories that are NSFW.
 

Richard

CRM Consultant
Premium Member
Haha. Great site. :D

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
 

Craig

Lifes Good
NLC
Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML
hahaha so funny, poor guy
 

Eclouds

Marketing Guru
NLC
wow, I've been reading this site for hours now. Funny what situations some people get into every day.
 

Craig

Lifes Good
NLC
Lol, reminds me of the mastercard adverts....

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Finding out that my 13 year old daughter is a tart.....priceless :lol:
 

Joe_G

New Member
Nice site :lol:

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML
 
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