What do you read on the crapper?

[stabme]

something different all the time...anything i can find...at the moment, the bell jar.

 

[financeman]

I don't read anything. I don't stay on the toilet long enough to read. I handle my business, wash, and go. lol

 

[Dean]

The bible. Depending on what I ate, I might be able to get through all the revelations in one sitting.

Beats going to church.

Make sure you read Numbers 22:21 and Psalm 137:9

 

[Blank Verse]

oh man. Only after I eat Indian food.

 

[Toefur]

Blasphemers.

 

[Bryson]

i used to play my guitar on the throne...

now i am subject to what my girlfriend has in there...

cosmo, those "21 Hot hair-do's for short hair", and a lot of those make up mags.

I cant bring the guitar in anymore (the wall is right next to the john)

All well, guess maybe i can learn the harmonica now

 

[Blank Verse]

That just gave me a great idea. Space permitting, build an attachment to the ----ter to put a drum kit in. If for no other reason then to play a drum roll while you're trying to squeeze one out, and the rim shot for when you actually drop it.

 

[foo2thabar]

When I read on the toilet, I read 2600.

 

[supersonic]

I don't read, I play hand-held battle ship.