an alien is NOT the same as illegal alien. just a little FYIFor some reason illegal aliens from time to time speak English better than natural-born American citizens. Heck I even have AI projects now that speak english reasonably well in chatrooms, they've simply learned how by imitating the users there.
I don't think you can use that test as an accurate basis.
Supposedly even if we manage to turn ourselves into cyborgs we'll actually still require sleep. The resting state of mind allows it to perform certain functions that are vital to keeping it in good shape. Kind of like how us server admins set cron jobs to perform maintenance tasks at night when few people are requesting service.
it was a joke. dont take everything so literal man. go have a beer, smoke a joint, play with yourself etc and loosen up a bit