If I were in charge of a popular forum, I'd rule with an iron fist

[Blank Verse]

Oh you better believe people who dug up really old threads would be instantly banned.

 

[foo2thabar]

You can do better.

Bust out the e-gallows.

 

[Blank Verse]

What's the status on developing actual working lightsabers? Are we close yet?

 

[foo2thabar]

Well, the Japanese invented teleportation last year, so I'd say we're damn close.

 

[Darknight]

Dont turn away

 

[sarmth]

Iron Man's fist?

 

[themoose]

.. I had to do it.

 

[deeplist]

.. I had to do it.

I know what you're talking about you're going to be sorry!

 

[Blank Verse]

.. I had to do it.

oh, the things I'm going to do to you.

Consider yourself an example

 

[Nick]

Bans seem pretty weak to me.

Maybe death would be better.

 

[stuffradio]

Bans seem pretty weak to me.

Maybe death would be better.

You're a bit late. /Bans Nick

 

[Nick]

There's a sound my post just made as it traveled over your head, I believe it was something like "woosh".

 

[Blank Verse]

I'd put Nick in charge of the killings.

And then kill him and usurp his role

 

[stuffradio]

I'd put Nick in charge of the killings.

And then kill him and usurp his role

I declare this comment to be saucy!

 

[Zombie]

I declare this comment to be saucy!

Hmmm, what flavor?