"My phone was smashed, he stepped on it, handcuffed me," the 35-year-old car stereo technician told CNN.
I know. How the ---- did he manage to save the memory card and hide it in his mouth if he was handcuffed? ----ing bastard.
I didn't notice that progression of events until you pointed it out. Maybe he was handcuffed around the front since he was kinda just an observer.
But I've always been handcuffed behind the back (though I have no criminal record). Anybody been handcuffed around the front?
nope, always in back for me too
nope, always in back for me too
/insert sex joke here/