Need some help

[Corazu]

Alright, so I've bought my Mother a laptop, and her birthday is in August. So I've been driving her nuts by teasing her about it ("You're gonna love it!") and I gave her some hints today (which will drive her more nuts). She asked me to think of a really good one to give her...

She wanted to know a letter that is in it. So I told her "U" is in one of the names it is called, but it can be called many things (laptop, notebook computer.)

I told her it was about the size of a scrapbook..give or take a bit (which I tried to allude to her was a large variant).

I told her it could maybe have a photo on it..or something (she asked if it could be used with photos).

I think that was it. I need some vague that completely doesn't give anything but appears to...

 

[utcrazy]

"You can watch porn on it."

 

[Corazu]

I'm not sure that qualifies...that gives too much of a hint.

 

[Dynash]

You can use FWS on it

 

[fnixws]

Id be giving hints that could well be a lap top, but make it seem more like somthing else.

For example, spend a week convincing her indirectly thats its a photo frame.

"son, can it be used with photos"
you can put photos in it, its bla bla size, hard, and has a fragile glass part on the top.

Then next week, id aim for a cordless drill.
its electric, can run on batteries and do the job just about anywhere. When you turn it on, it makes a wurring noise.

Continue this process till the bday xD

 

[stuffradio]

It can be used as a platform to hold your cups.

 

[Dynash]

It can blast air, warm and cold!

 

[Jan]

Encyclopaedia.

You can look up anything you want.

 

[hamster]

Your one true gateway to breaking copyright laws

 

[[DWH]Yuxuan]

It will show how much I love you.

Haha.. That was corny as hell.

 

[JonnyH]

It flies you out to space and you can look at the world. (Google Earth)

 

[RagekiJohn]

You could read it(As in you can read some articles)

 

[TSO]

It is breakable - so don't throw it!!!!

 

[hamster]

Now you can empty the trash can while sitting down

 

[The Bear]

It's warm, but not cuddly.

 

[Matt8]

You can use it on the toilet.

 

[Reaper28]

You can use it on the toilet.

:lol::lol::lol: OMG

 

[Zombie]

Hamster x 2, Matt, Fnix

Then next week, id aim for a cordless drill.
its electric, can run on batteries and do the job just about anywhere. When you turn it on, it makes a wurring noise.

, and [DWH]Yuxuan

Lol funny ---- there!

anyway...

You can see people with it, maybe see a picture or 2