CHEAT CODES:
Warning. Try these at your own risk, maybe don't try them at all.
* Invincibility - Jump out of the window of a tall building to activate this.
* Suicide - Jesus always kept this one handy. Stick your head in an incinerator to activate.
* Infinite lives - Shove cats up your ---; each cat gives you 9 more lives.
* Flaming Skull mode - Eat poprocks, then drink a load of coke.
* Ultimate Destruction of The Universe - Keep destroying trees and smoke, kitten huffing works.
* Massive Speed Boost with wheelchair - Throw a grenade into your boost compartment and fly. Use with care, you will get stuck in a barrel.
* Release Chuck Norris - Refer to Ultimate Destruction of the Universe.
* Exploding Heads - Instead of using grenade for boost, insert grenade into sleeping child's mouth, pull pin, run and watch the fun, warning, messy, use tarp.
* Unlimited Ammo - Insert loaded firearm of your choice into your mouth and pull the trigger. It also works with the mouths of other people,though doing this exponentially increases the number of enemies after you.
GLITCHES:
* Negative colours - Punch a mirror wearing a pink boxing glove and you'll find a big black hole. Walk into it and everything will be negative colours. This may be, in fact, an alternate universe(albeit a very boring one).
* Negative friction - This glitch can cause extreme chaos, which of course, everyone loves so much. Take a sticky note, write "Kick me" on it, and stick it on Tony Blair's back. Then everything won't be able to stop moving and accelerating. Can cause some real damage.
* Terrain glitch - There is a hole in the world behind the White House. Grab some form of automatic weaponry and run behind the White House shooting in the air. The security guards will shoot at you, the world will go black, and you are now under the world. Welcome to hell, -----.
* Universal sex swap - This one is quite tricky to carry out. If you are male, then sneak into your wife's, mother's or sister's room and snatch a bra. If you are female, then sneak into your husband's, father's or brother's room and snatch a pair of Y-fronts. Put them on, and say this word exactly as typed: "azopoigpob----uakbhaf----". Then, everyone in the entire world will change into their opposite sexes. Beware of the risk of rejection, being dumped or divorce. Best combined with the Suicide cheat afterwards.
* Everybody hates you - Go into a full elevator and fart, everyone will start attacking you, can only be turned off by jumping off a cliff or using the suicide cheat.
* Glitch City-Say:<<Hello,world!>>and you will get teleported to a virtual city and get stuck there forever. Must be said the exact way it was spelled and punctuated.
* Horny Sex - Go into the local strip club and find a toilet with a person of the opposite gender in it, next press up, down, left then right to enter (or just enter anyway) then enjoy the rest of the night with a smexy woman/man watching Barney the Dinosaur!
* Showering - Stop showering midway through and run outside, you will catch glimpses of code as reality does not have enough time to reload everything straight away. Only works if you leave shower running and don't pause to grab a towel or any clothes.(Other funny showering glitch - try and have shower while clothed and no water will come out)
* Automatic win in sports. Simple: Get David Stern's phone number and you'll win any game.
* Inside out people and animals - Get some scissors and cut your ulvua off. (The hanging ball thing at the back of your throat) This will invert everyone/things bodies and cause absolute chaos! MWAHAHAHAHA! For some reason this glitch won't work on gay men, anyone 42, Schnauzers, me, or Swedish people like Peo!!!.
