really really really really awesome site

[Johnson]

www.fmylife.com

discuss.

 

[DavidsAwesome]

Damn. Makes me feel alright.

 

[stuffradio]

This one is really funny.

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

Haha. Before any of you go to that site, there are some stories that are NSFW.

 

[Richard]

Haha. Great site.

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

 

[Craig]

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

hahaha so funny, poor guy

 

[GlennBeforeTime]

Oh my GOD! I am going to read that site on my phone next time I have an ------- customer at work!

Nice find Johnny

 

[iBrightDev]

Nice find Johnny

:eek2: um, that is Devin bro.

 

[Eclouds]

wow, I've been reading this site for hours now. Funny what situations some people get into every day.

 

[Craig]

Lol, reminds me of the mastercard adverts....

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Finding out that my 13 year old daughter is a tart.....priceless :lol:

 

[J J]

hahaha so funny, poor guy

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

:lol: Funny site... :classic2:

 

[Joe_G]

Nice site :lol:

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

 

[Nick]

I love that website, I've sat there and read pages of them before.