I Really, Really want one of these.

[Gayowulf]

If you had one, where would you put it?

 

[Skylar]

Michael Jackson with a child monkey... hmm.... I'd prob shove it up George W. Bush's... well. you know

 

[Dan]

I'd sell it to Michael Jackson or Ronald McDonald

 

[Skylar]

I'd sell it to Michael Jackson or Ronald McDonald

would be an all out bidding-war on ebay!

 

[fnixws]

id throw it in the fire...

 

[Johnson]

Assuming it's gold, sell it.

 

[Nick]

Figure out some way to fashion it into a bottle opener.

 

[jmiller]

That'd go on my fireplace mantel.

What a great conversation starter.

 

[hamster]

melt it (assuming it's gold) and sell the gold itself

 

[Susanwang]

Keep the gold and change for money later, it will be more worthy.

 

[[DWH]Yuxuan]

If you had one, where would you put it?

Right back to where it came from.

 

[Blank Verse]

That'd go on my fireplace mantel.

What a great conversation starter.

Exactly..anywhere where it'll receive HIGH visibility.

 

[themoose]

I'd just put it on top of the toilet reservoir.

 

[notnamed]

If you had one, where would you put it?

On top of that van in your avatar.

 

[Gayowulf]

On top of that van in your avatar.

It would make a great hood ornament

 

[jmiller]

Exactly..anywhere where it'll receive HIGH visibility.

I think it'd be perfect in a child's nursery. Can you imagine the horror of grandparents coming to visit and seeing that monstrosity sitting next to their grandchild? Priceless.

 

[Blank Verse]

The nursery or the rape van are highly appropriate ideas, and should be implemented immediately.

Or the desk of an elementary school assistant principal

 

[jmiller]

The nursery or the rape van are highly appropriate ideas, and should be implemented immediately.

Or the desk of an elementary school assistant principal

Yes, principal's office would be great.

At a checkout counter in Toys r Us would be good as well.

 

[jmiller]

I'd sell it to Michael Jackson or Ronald McDonald

You do realize Ronald isn't a really person, right? At least I hope he isn't.

 

[Blank Verse]

You do realize Ronald isn't a really person, right? At least I hope he isn't.

He's alive in every one of us.

That's right, Ronald McDonald is inside of you