Ok guys, I need a free dedicated cluster setup for this one site I plan on hosting today.
The site will be for an April Fools Joke site. I plan to have it up soon and it will recieve literally tens of millions of hits within the day.
I plan to spam really large lists of emails with links to the site and do some browser spoofing to force people to visit the site. I also plan to make cold calls and tell people to visit the site.
So here's what I need:
No Post to Host
No Ads
At least 4 Xeon servers in a clustered setup each with 4GB+ RAM
1GPS unmetered dedicated line
I need all of this within 3 hours
The site will only needs to be up 1 day out of the year, only on April 1st, it doesn't matter if is down the rest of the time. I just need it to be up every year on April 1st.
Happy April Fools day everyone
BTW: Do some of you who want really big plans with no ads realize how stupid your requests sound?
The site will be for an April Fools Joke site. I plan to have it up soon and it will recieve literally tens of millions of hits within the day.
I plan to spam really large lists of emails with links to the site and do some browser spoofing to force people to visit the site. I also plan to make cold calls and tell people to visit the site.
So here's what I need:
No Post to Host
No Ads
At least 4 Xeon servers in a clustered setup each with 4GB+ RAM
1GPS unmetered dedicated line
I need all of this within 3 hours
The site will only needs to be up 1 day out of the year, only on April 1st, it doesn't matter if is down the rest of the time. I just need it to be up every year on April 1st.
Happy April Fools day everyone
BTW: Do some of you who want really big plans with no ads realize how stupid your requests sound?