Line 1: I went to Reno once and this dude shot me just to watch me die. Johnny Cash is an -------.
Line 2: Dune Buggies! WOOOHOOOO!
Line 3: This thread is the mittens of despair on the snowsuit of tragedy
Line 4: Sometimes I like to bathe in peanut butter. There's no hygienic value, nor is it a health concern, I'm just in a really weird place in my life right now.
Line 5: I'm a Senator in Uzbekistan. I'm adored and revered, but every day I see a burning effigy of myself on TV.
Line 6: If I had one superpower, it would be invisibility, because then I could ride the train for free when I was feeling tired. Plus the locker room scenarios are endless.
Line 7: If you had to do ten lines of cocaine to get a free labtop, you'd be right ----ed up.
Line 8: I don't get it. Half the time Bart and Nelson are friends, the other half Nelson is beating the crap out of Bart. Bullying is complex. Make up your mind, Muntz.
Line 9: SHANANANANANANANANA KNEES KNEES!
Line 10: And thusly, I have done something or other in 10 lines about a thing. Good day