Powers!!!! yea baby

[Host Factory]

I would have edit the space/time continuum, now that would be cool

 

[Nick]

I'd want the ability to regenerate body tissue at ridiculous rates. Maybe then I'd be able to undergo a procedure in which someone could plate my entire skeletal structure in a fictitious super-metal and give me retractable claws. You know guys, I think I'm on to a great idea here. I shall start work on a comic book about some guy with said powers.

 

[Johnson]

Because you only gave yourself the ability to grant wishes, not to ask for them.

Kind of useless if you ask me.

The whole point was that I could grant myself wishes.

 

[Blank Verse]

I'd want the ability to regenerate body tissue at ridiculous rates. Maybe then I'd be able to undergo a procedure in which someone could plate my entire skeletal structure in a fictitious super-metal and give me retractable claws. You know guys, I think I'm on to a great idea here. I shall start work on a comic book about some guy with said powers.

I would read this. But you should take orders from some bald cripple in a wheel chair, just for lulz

 

[Corazu]

The whole point was that I could grant myself wishes.

But you can't. I mean, Genies have the power you want, yet they're stuck in a bottle. They should be able to get themselves out but they can't because they don't have the ability to ask for wishes.

I found a flaw in your 'loophole'. Are you sad? Going to go cry in a corner?

I wish you would

 

[James]

Power to seduce any women you want.

 

[themoose]

Power to seduce any women you want.

How selfless :angel:

 

[utcrazy]

See, the obvious answer to this question is clearly the power to have any power you want, whenever you want.

 

[Tree]

Magick.

 

[HeaveProjects]

The power to install & enable/disable powers

 

[Nick]

I would read this. But you should take orders from some bald cripple in a wheel chair, just for lulz

Brilliant. ****ing brilliant. This comic is going to be epic.

 

[themoose]

Brilliant. ****ing brilliant. This comic is going to be epic.

I would like to participate in the creation of this comic.
What can I do to help?

 

[Johnson]

But you can't. I mean, Genies have the power you want, yet they're stuck in a bottle. They should be able to get themselves out but they can't because they don't have the ability to ask for wishes.

I found a flaw in your 'loophole'. Are you sad? Going to go cry in a corner?

I wish you would

Did I use the word "genie" anywhere?

 

[Corazu]

Well they're the only documented entity to have this power..so it's really just a plain fact.

 

[Johnson]

Oh, so now this thread is all about hardened facts? Face it, you're wrong.

 

[Blank Verse]

I would like to participate in the creation of this comic.
What can I do to help?

Skew copyright laws to the point where we can get away with this.

 

[Nick]

Skew copyright laws to the point where we can get away with this.

Go go go, Colin.

 

[themoose]

How would it violate copyright?

 

[Nick]

/facepalm

 

[foo2thabar]

/facepalm