"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. - Confucius (or so I was told)
HEHE - I like that one :evilb: actually I've used that one :fangel:"I can only please one person a day, and today is not your day, tommorrow doesnt look so good either." - some cheesy plaque i have at my desk lol