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Today I spent 2 hours in the porno section!
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full mast? I didn't think people actually tried to get away with that kind of thing there. He must have been old.
I don't think a woman renting porn is that weird. It's no different than seeing them go to the strip clubs.
I don't think a woman renting porn is that weird. It's no different than seeing them go to the strip clubs.
Another duty (which you will have to do if you get the job) is phoning people to let them know their rentals are overdue.
This one guy's videos were called...
"Rock that azz" and "Bigger is better"
It sounded soooo funny. "Sir, Rock that azz and Bigger is Better were due yesterday - could you please return them???"
*azz = bum
This one guy's videos were called...
"Rock that azz" and "Bigger is better"
It sounded soooo funny. "Sir, Rock that azz and Bigger is Better were due yesterday - could you please return them???"
*azz = bum
Is it a regular video store that just happens to have an adult section? Cause that makes it that much funnier.
Yep!! LOL.
Nothing wrong with this job - infact I love it. I went from fast food to a coffee shop and thought THAT was easy. Now that I'm away from food and into video, I can't believe how much better it is.
Sucky parts:
No breaks (we're alone often)
Calling 200 people to bring in videos
Sorting rental slips
Cool stuff:
Free movies, whenever
First choice at posters
No breaks (more money, it's not like you need a break, you just stand around)
Chicken: I've never seen it but I'm sure I'd want to watch it. Maybe in a few months when I've got some more experience (and stories). Last night was my first night
I can imagine this situation:
Some creepy old guy that's hard of hearing rents a few adult titles... he doesn't bring them back on time. Naturally, our friend syd has to call him and let him know that his rentals are due back.
"Hello, Mr. Creepy old guy, this is syd from your local video store. I'm just informing you that you have a couple of movies that are overdue,"
"What? over poo?"
"No sir, MOVIES ARE OVERDUE! You have to return Position Impossible and Done in 60 Seconds,"
"Huh? You found my pants?"
Just as a little kid comes up to the desk with her mother...
"NO! YOU HAVE TO RETURN POSITION IMPOSSIBLE AND DONE IN 60 SECONDS, YOU DIRTY OLD PORN FIEND!!!"
Now that's a funny situation.
Some creepy old guy that's hard of hearing rents a few adult titles... he doesn't bring them back on time. Naturally, our friend syd has to call him and let him know that his rentals are due back.
"Hello, Mr. Creepy old guy, this is syd from your local video store. I'm just informing you that you have a couple of movies that are overdue,"
"What? over poo?"
"No sir, MOVIES ARE OVERDUE! You have to return Position Impossible and Done in 60 Seconds,"
"Huh? You found my pants?"
Just as a little kid comes up to the desk with her mother...
"NO! YOU HAVE TO RETURN POSITION IMPOSSIBLE AND DONE IN 60 SECONDS, YOU DIRTY OLD PORN FIEND!!!"
Now that's a funny situation.
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I know a link to taht site was posted at WHT some place a while back... but I can never get the search there to work right.Originally posted by Chicken
Syd, you ever see that site which portrays the life of a video store clerk? It is pretty damn funny (very well written)... but I can't find it.
It is a web site (you read it, not watch it). Bruce is correct, it was posted by a WHT member, though searching for it might be problematic (I'll give it my best go). I could swear that Greg Moore (akashik) either posted it, or posted in the thread. My memory of who did what where as WHT grows is fading.
Edit: DOH! I almost forgot why I hit the reply button, heh:
Syd, you never did get me that mocha-frappa recipe!
