Ben said:
I've never left the US before. But this Christmas I'm going to Australia.
Tip #1: If you are homophobic or hate pretentious people, stay away from Syndey or St Kilda/Port Melbourne (In Melbourne)
Tip #2: If you can't be bothered packing a suitcase, just bring a pair of boardies, thongs (maybe u call them sandles) and a wife beater and you'll be right.
Tip #3: If you like gambling, come to Melbourne. Crown Casino is the best, and from what I've learnt, wear smart attire of New years eve trying to get in.
Tip #4: If you're gonna make a detour to Bali,
do not take a boogey board.
Tip #5: If you want babes, two words.. Portsea beach.
Tip #6: Don't get into arguments with taxi drivers over their Muslim extremist beliefs. And if they are Australian, if they ask you if you want to hear a joke, say no.
That's enough tips for now, if you need anything else, just let me know.