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HELP!! Getting pot out of ur system....

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Ok..i just toked some pot last nite and today i hear there is a drug test over the next 2 weeks at school

how do i get pot out of my urine as quickly as possible...i toked hash..

someone help admins pelase don't close this thread...this is'nt against the rules...
 
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what can you do? nothing. Just wait

What sort of test is it, what happens if you fail, and how much hash did you have?
 
urine test..

i toked abt 2 j's worth..

and if i fail the drug test they tell my parents i'm toking and i get deported to tai wan or something as bad...

any tips? i heard drinking ---- loads of cranberry juice helps..
 
Wait about six months.

Last year, our Health textbooks stated that marijuana can stay in your system for as long as six months, and the smell on your clothes even longer, even if you wash them every day.
 
3-10 days for a urine test, depending on how much you had.

If you're still paranoid about the test, just save up for as long as you can, so when you do the test the THC is more diluted.

of course there is the option of "forgetting" to take the test or using someone else's urine.
 
Originally posted by Gayowulf
3-10 days for a urine test, depending on how much you had.

If you're still paranoid about the test, just save up for as long as you can, so when you do the test the THC is more diluted.

of course there is the option of "forgetting" to take the test or using someone else's urine.

save up for as long as u can??

its compulsory test..they stand by u while u pee into a cup...

so it should take 3-10 days to clear out of my urine..if i drink like a bitch will it help?
 
I doubt, but I think before the test, drink a lot of water, so as Gayo said it will be more diluted, but I assume still detectable.

But, you smoked it. You shouldn't have if you can't face the consequences. Sorry.

If it were me, I would outright tell my parents (although, that may be easier knowing my parents smoked pot in high school too...)
 
they watch you? shitty deal.

You could drink lots, I suppose, but make it water.

And then sweat. excersize or go to a sauna. you can actually sweat it out of your system.


by saving up I mean hold it for as long as you can before the test.
 
Heh...newbies. I dont anymore, but used to. I also had to take pee tests on a regular basis. I thought everyone knew....

Drink a cup of vinegar at least 24 hours before the urine test. If you want to play it super safe, drink a cup a day. Of course, that depends on how much you smoke and how good it is. The minimum of one cup 24 hours ahead of time is usually enough. Make sure you have plenty of water around because vinegar flushes your body.....it's a cleaner. You'll be pissing like a Russian race horse. You'll begin to wonder if you have a bladder problem if it's your first time... If you cant handle straight vinegar (whimp) then about 3X of pickle juice will do the trick.

If you are still worried. Chew up a few garlic cloves about 24 hours before the test. The garlic will be so strong in your urine that it make the tests inconclusive. Any good urologist will detect the vinegar and/or garlic and will know, but cant prove his suspicions. So they take the easy way out and just pass you instead of embarrassing themselves.

Ok, dopehead, you got your answer. It's nasty stuff to drink and eat, but it's better than that crap you've been smoking....and you'll pass your test.
 
Obviously the sportsmen and women who get busted for drugs haven't tried your treatment Webdude...:confused2
 
Originally posted by Webdude
Heh...newbies. I dont anymore, but used to. I also had to take pee tests on a regular basis. I thought everyone knew....

Drink a cup of vinegar at least 24 hours before the urine test. If you want to play it super safe, drink a cup a day. Of course, that depends on how much you smoke and how good it is. The minimum of one cup 24 hours ahead of time is usually enough. Make sure you have plenty of water around because vinegar flushes your body.....it's a cleaner. You'll be pissing like a Russian race horse. You'll begin to wonder if you have a bladder problem if it's your first time... If you cant handle straight vinegar (whimp) then about 3X of pickle juice will do the trick.

If you are still worried. Chew up a few garlic cloves about 24 hours before the test. The garlic will be so strong in your urine that it make the tests inconclusive. Any good urologist will detect the vinegar and/or garlic and will know, but cant prove his suspicions. So they take the easy way out and just pass you instead of embarrassing themselves.

Ok, dopehead, you got your answer. It's nasty stuff to drink and eat, but it's better than that crap you've been smoking....and you'll pass your test.

thx i'll keep that in mind..

ok wheres the vinegar...
 
Originally posted by Jan
Obviously the sportsmen and women who get busted for drugs haven't tried your treatment Webdude...:confused2

That's because it doesnt work if it's a surprise test. You have to know it's coming in enough time to prepare for it :rolleyes:
 
i cant belive somone would smoke pot then try to pass a test....it was your fault you shouldent of done it in the first place havent u been in drug prevention programs from like 4th grade..they tell you not to do it that much...then you do :rolleyes:
 
i was unaware we had a random drug test coming up i learnt abt it the day after i toked..

woud it be dangerous to say drink 2 cups of vinegar a day.. just to be safe?
 
Might make you a little queezy, that's about the worst it'll do to you besides the mirror faces it'll make you do. Pot leaves a residue in your system, which is what vinegar cleans out. That's why vinegar is so good for fish tanks also. It cleans the sticky residue that builds up on the glass, plants, and filter without harming any of the fish. It also kills off many small parasites.

When you hear about the various juices you can drink to clean your system, it's because of the acids in the juice (such as lemon and orange juice). However, nothing is stronger (without being harmful) than straight vinegar for this purpose. You can drink as much as you like if you want to put yourself through that kind of torture. One cup is mostly likely all you need unless you are smoking everyday.

1J = 1 cup unless you are rolling them in paper towel tubes :p If you are layering your j's, you can forget passing the test unless you can get away with saying you take Tylenol Codeine (spelling?) as a prescription. I remember many a nights I spent down by the porcelin icepack thinking I was dying from too much of that. Ah the teenage years :D
 
I'm wondering what right your school has to take a drug test on you. What is their reasoning for taking these tests? I'd understand if you're toking up at school, but this seems like some sort of violation of rights to me.
 
Originally posted by Blank Verse
but this seems like some sort of violation of rights to me

You have the right to do illegal drugs in your area? :confused:

It's because a kid that does drugs right before coming to school might be emotionally unstable and not thinking rationally, and bring a gun to school. Or he may be so doped that he gets hit by a car. So what? What if that car swerves instead and hits a bunch of kids waiting for a bus? There are many reasons to do so. My generation proved there are a bunch of really bad lifetime side effects to drugs....and you're all teenagers now :D
 
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