Originally posted by Webdude
Heh...newbies. I dont anymore, but used to. I also had to take pee tests on a regular basis. I thought everyone knew....
Drink a cup of vinegar at least 24 hours before the urine test. If you want to play it super safe, drink a cup a day. Of course, that depends on how much you smoke and how good it is. The minimum of one cup 24 hours ahead of time is usually enough. Make sure you have plenty of water around because vinegar flushes your body.....it's a cleaner. You'll be pissing like a Russian race horse. You'll begin to wonder if you have a bladder problem if it's your first time... If you cant handle straight vinegar (whimp) then about 3X of pickle juice will do the trick.
If you are still worried. Chew up a few garlic cloves about 24 hours before the test. The garlic will be so strong in your urine that it make the tests inconclusive. Any good urologist will detect the vinegar and/or garlic and will know, but cant prove his suspicions. So they take the easy way out and just pass you instead of embarrassing themselves.
Ok, dopehead, you got your answer. It's nasty stuff to drink and eat, but it's better than that crap you've been smoking....and you'll pass your test.