I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!

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"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

"There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today - just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live."
- G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives."
- GLR broadcaster, UK

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
- Herb Score, Sportscaster

"I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!"
- Indicted Chicago Alderman

 

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"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"Man thought hurt, but slightly dead."
- Providence Journal Headline

"Mattie's Restaurant and Yoghurt Palace, 'An alternative to Good Eating'"
- Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas

"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking."
- Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27

"Facts are stupid things."
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

"Elephants Please Stay In Your Car."
- Safari park sign

"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
- Sign in Men's clothing store

"MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M."
- Sign outside bowling alley in Lakewood, CO

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

"This Is The Gate Of Heaven, Enter Ye All By This Door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
- Sign on church door

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem."
- Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
- Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

"And an Mansell comes into the pits, he's quite literally sweating his eyeballs out."
- UK Sports coverage on TV

"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

 

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[tandoc]

Go do your homework or something =____=

 

[TRUNKS]

Not an option.

 

[foo2thabar]

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives."
- GLR broadcaster, UK

I didn't read past the first post, but "death" could be viewed as not necessarily the end of their life but a symbolic point in their life, such as when Ferruccio Lamborghini sold his company, only to live out the rest of his life a wine-maker.

 

[ashish]

really funny.... anyone seen the video on bush, where this guy asks about sovereignity?