If Bill Gates were your Daddy...

[biggulp]

Then how would you spend his wealth?

 

[syd]

I'd bribe the government of a small country, then proclaim myself dictator. Then my armies would march through Italy, to Spain, leaving a path of destruction and again proclaim myself dictator.

Il Duce!

 

[Bruce]

Hmm... interesting question. I could just picture it now...

"Son, if I catch you using Linux one more time, you'll be grounded for a month. How many times do I have to tell you that Linux is evil and you need to use Windows?"



Anywho... maybe I could actually have some legal software on my PC. I've always wondered what that'd be like.

//edit - spelling mistakes

 

[zazoo]

heh, im pretty sure he would have gone sterel by now from spending so many hours infront of the monitor

 

[Blank Verse]

Well, I'm assuming if I was Bill Gates' son, I'd probably look like him, so some plastic surgery would be in order.

 

[trenzterra]

Bill Gates will ask me to test out all versions of Microsoft Windows.


And angering him is easy.



Buy home Linux.

 

[conkermaniac]

Originally posted by Blank Verse
Well, I'm assuming if I was Bill Gates' son, I'd probably look like him, so some plastic surgery would be in order.

You're rating a guy?

 

[lotsofissues]

A delightful group of penthouse pets and hustler honeys.

 

[jmiller]

I'd use it to purchase a new mother, cuz I'd be to ashamed of other people knowing that my real mother created Microsoft's "Bob".

 

[tandoc]

Originally posted by trenzterra
Buy home Linux. [/B]

hahahahahaha - you bought linux?

 

[Blank Verse]

Originally posted by conkermaniac


You're rating a guy?

ok, no, but come on, I don't wanna see myself with really bad hair and huge --- glasses.

 

[PyschoPath]

Bill Gates lets his children on the computer for like 2 hours a day. He said so himself..

 

[biggulp]

how does his children look like?

 

[trenzterra]

Originally posted by PyschoPath
Bill Gates lets his children on the computer for like 2 hours a day. He said so himself..

that;s too little. I use around 12 hours one day.


I think his children can have the computer the whole day if they ever agreed to test out Windows and throw stones at Linux.



And I'll buy Lindows OS instead of Linux, since Bill Gates wanted to sue Lindows for using something like Windows, mwhaahahaha.

 

[GregT]

i would take all his money when hes sleeping, and then fire him and take over microsft , i would ruin the company then linux can take over the world

 

[trenzterra]

gt14, you better let linux get compatible with all programs first, then do it.

 

[GregT]

linux is compatible with all my programs, its called WineX

 

[trenzterra]

Originally posted by gt14
linux is compatible with all my programs, its called WineX

not for me.

 

[GregT]

just because mIRC has been ported yet, i like BitchX better neways, the only app that i use thats not on linux is photoshop 6, and when i need to use it get lots of this thing called excersise , and walk all the way accross my basement to my WinXP box, and then WinSCP it to the linux box, and walk all the way back :classic2: