Seven word story building

[aaditya]

I have seen in several forums, they have three word story building. At last they make more rubbish sense than any other. So we can go for a seven word one.

Each user must post the next seven words that they feel is suited for the plot.

Here i start.

Once upon a time in the wild

 

[Space Ghost]

wilderbeast ravaged a family who were just

 

[jmiller]

out for a stroll in the park.

 

[Blank Verse]

Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw

 

[Hobo]

", shouted the boy who just turned 13.

 

[Epgs]

He wondered how many girls were in

(can't we only have one forum game at a time)

 

[niv]

his pants, but t'was all a dream

 

[tandoc]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

 

[jmiller]

In the morning his bed sheets were

 

[Blank Verse]

not in any way stained or marked

 

[jmiller]

despite the fact he had just fapped.

 

[tandoc]

This was because he used tissue paper.

 

[Dean]

But he failed to dispose of the

 

[niv]

pounds of tissue stinking up the air

 

[aaditya]

like the next village's maniac man's trouser

 

[Epgs]

With only three hours left untill his

 

[Blank Verse]

electronic spleen took over his entire body.

 

[aaditya]

when this happened he could not think

 

[Daniel]

, not that he needed to anyways since...

 

[jmiller]

his electronic spleen did all the thinking.