What do you spend your online time doing?

[Dusty]

There's supposed to be a roar of laughter from the audience, which confuses the hell out of those watching on TV, since the word "masturbating" is cut out.

But seriously, I can't vote.

 

[Archbob]

He can't strangle me I'm invincible.

I don't masterbate at online porn, thats just nasty. In fact, I don't even look at porn *Gasp*.

 

[Daniel]

Originally posted by trenzterra
Haven't you masturbated before?

Why would I? I don't really need to...my G/F is home on weekend nights.

 

[Blank Verse]

Originally posted by Daniel
Why would I? I don't really need to...my G/F is home on weekend nights.

which means you masturbate during the week :devious2:

 

[trenzterra]

Originally posted by Daniel
Why would I? I don't really need to...my G/F is home on weekend nights.

Are you female?

 

[Toefur]

I pity those that do not appreciate the glory of masturbation.

 

[Gayowulf]

spread the word Toefur www.jackinworld.com (this link contains no bad pictures; it is strictly educational)

 

[Blank Verse]

it's not that I don't...but as the amazing Eugene Levy once said

originally spoken by Eugene Levy
It's like...bouncing a ball against a wall. It can be fun...oh, it can be fun, but it's not a game, is it? No, what you need is a partner to return the ball back to you

 

[Gayowulf]

Thats a good analogy. but does that mean that squash (the game) is like masturbation?

 

[Blank Verse]

I forget, don't you play squash with a partner? or is that something else. Raquetball?

 

[Gayowulf]

you can play squash by yourself or with a partner. But the partner doesn't bounce the ball back to you, really.

So i guess its like masturbation with a partner

 

[Blank Verse]

Originally posted by Gayowulf
So i guess its like masturbation with a partner

ah...say no more...that's a fun game too.

 

[manni]

Here's my top 3:

1. Message boards
2. Homepage
3. E-mail

 

[nickmahon]

1) Working.

 

[Daniel]

Originally posted by trenzterra
Are you female?

Trenz, your way too young to understand.

Originally posted by Blank Verse
which means you masturbate during the week :devious2:

No. It means I'm very, very, lonely. But I don't masturbate. Atleast not anymore.

 

[allanh]

I quickly check my email.

Read some message board posts if they interest me

Then I turn off my computer.


that's it.